Late Night Takes: Harvard Basketball, a Class Act?

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

 

• Harvard was knocked out of the NCAA tournament in the second round. But don’t kid yourself. This Harvard basketball team went somewhere no other team has gone: to class.

This joke is courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . this was the exception.

From A (America) to Z (Zimbabwe) Wealth is Relative

Zimbabwe's finance minister revealed that his country has only $217 left in the government Treasury. Today President OBarack Obama said, "Stop bragging!" - Jay Leno

Late Night Takes on Jobs

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

·       The Football game will be on Thursday night, right after the season finale of President Obama.

·        Obama will give a speech on job growth. I don’t think it will be a big speech.

   

·         According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expensive that we’ll never get there.

·         Mitt Romney revealed a 59-point job plan at a big auto dealership. That shows you how smart Romney is. He knows that a politician only looks honest when he’s standing next to a car salesman.

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

Doggone it: Where are the shovel ready jobs?

"President (Barry Soetoro alias Barack) Obama left a rally yesterday because he said he had to "walk the dog and scoop the poop.""

"So the dog has created more shovel-ready jobs than he has..."

- - - Jay Leno