Christmas Funnies

It seems like Christmas shopping is moot. People buy everything that want during the year, so then there is nothing left to buy for them at Christmas.

1. What do you get for somebody that has everything they want?

2. What will a bald man say if you give him a comb for Christmas.

3. What did the Doctor say to the kleptomaniac Christmas shopper?

4. What do you say if the holiday meal is more satisfactory than any of the gifts you ever get?

5. What did the mother say to the child who asked for dog for Christmas?

Answers:

1. Something that they don’t want. (Preferably something that you already have and don’t want yourself, that way you aren’t wasting any money.)

2. “I’ll never part with it.”

3. "Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."

4. “I don’t care if my stocking is stuffed, as long as my stuffing is stocked.”

5. "No! You can have turkey like everyone else!"

OK, these jokes are pretty lame, but this Christmas season, the teachings of Christ are really the most important gift you can give. Send the following link to someone you know who needs to know the Lord.

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Orange Barrel Monster

Palin Plans Alaskan Trip for Barack and Joe

A Little Comic Relief

KC sends this cute story about the aftermath of Sarah Palin’s recent defeat in the 2008 Election. According to KC, the story below shows how graceful in defeat Governor Palin is. The wishful thinking of the radical leftist liberals and their bosom buddies and brothers, the mainstream media, continue to attempt to accuse her and her conservativism as being the reason for the GOP’s defeat. They are desperate to paint her a loser, when they know she is a potential winner. Actually she is the primary reason why the GOP defeat was not even greater than it was with the moderate-to-liberal McCain at the top of the ticket.

Moose Hunting with Dick & Ted

By an Unknown Author

“Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

“She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them. Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.

“What a gal, that Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything.”