Late Night Takes - A Pig & a Poke

Late Night Jokes


The Jay Leno Show

● Scientists in Australia announced that within five years they will be able to successfully carry out a pig-to-human lung transplant. People could be part human, part pig. We have that already; I think it’s called John Edwards.


Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

● President (Soetoro aka) Obama was busy holding two fundraisers in D.C. last night. During one of his speeches, (Soetoro alias) Obama told the crowd, “We can’t be afraid of the future.” Most Americans agree with him, mainly because they’re so busy being afraid of the present.


These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

Late Night Takes – Taking the Moral Low Ground

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

● Former presidential candidate John Edwards spoke to Brown University last night to a crowd of 600 people. I think the topic was “From Hair to Paternity.”

● He spoke to the students at Brown about poverty and morals. Who better to lecture young people about poverty and morals than a rich personal injury attorney who knocked up his mistress?

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

● Bernie Madoff has pled guilty and is now in jail. He had a busy day: He got his orange jumpsuit, met his cellmate, and converted to Islam.

● He’s fitting right in we heard he’s already swindled 2 million cigarettes.

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

The Senator Hillary Rodham-Clinton Experience

Friend of AGC . . ., T.D., sends us the following analogy that has significant political application to the current race for President.

QUARTERBACK FOR THE PACKERS . . .

”In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers’ offense. A survey of Packers’ fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

“Doesn’t this sound idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of Democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State.

“When he was told that Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, political consultant to former President Bill Clinton, Dick Morris stated ‘so has the pastry chef’."

CONSERVATIVE FRAUDS . . .

Being an equal opportunity or bipartisan “hater” I must also blast Mitt Romney’s nefarious claim that he is a conservative. He is as much of a conservative as Hillary Rodham-Clinton has the experience necessary to assume the role of President.

I watched a portion of the FoxNews.com GOP debate last night. It took me awhile to figure out how to get connected to the online live streaming (I don’t have either cable or an antenna for my TV). Once I did get connected, about halfway through the debate, I had to turn off the sound whenever Governor Romney, Senator McCann, or Mayor Giuliani spoke.

Those three men are as credible conservatives as Senator Rodham-Clinton is political moderate. Barack H. Obama, John Edwards, Hillary Rodham-Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, John McCann and Mitt Romney are more liberal than anything else. It is just the degree to which they allow their true views to be exposed or known. Strip away the rhetoric and look at their actions, their votes, how they lead in their areas of responsibility, and the causes they championed. It clearly reveals that they are liberals at the core. Mitt Romney’s Mormonism isn’t even a factor. His liberal tendencies alone are sufficient for me to reject him as a candidate for whom I would vote. All six, to a great extent, are interchangeable parts and therefore unacceptable to lead this nation.

Additionally, I fear that fellow blogger, Matt, may be more right than wrong in what he wrote about Governor Mike Huckabee in yesterday’s article. Huckabee seems to have the same tendencies that I missed in George W. Bush when I voted twice for that so-called compassionate “conservative.”

Phony or fraud seems to be the descriptive and bipartisan word of the moment for the vast majority of men and woman currently in the Presidential race.

Time for a (Diaper) Change

A Michael Ramirez cartoon, Investors Business Daily, 1/7/08

I listened to much of the debate last night. From what I heard from the Democrats, it seemed to me that the only change that was needed was the diaper full of putrid diarrhea of far left ideology being foisted on the American people by the fearful foursome promoting false promises. Indeed, it is time for a change, the diaper needs to go.

Three (Morally) Blinded Mice, See How They Run

The trio, Barrack Obama, Hillary Rodham-clinton and John Edwards, are nothing more than 2 bit radical leftist politicians who are hell-bent on destroying America and remaking it into the image of some sort of socialist atheistic communistic global utopia

The only reason Rudy Giuliani is not included with the other leftists is because of his position on the war on terror, and his apparent understanding of this nation’s enemies. However on social issues he could be easily lumped together with the three liberal elite named above. The social issues are the most critical to the life blood of a nation. The social issues define the heart and soul of a nation.

The things that unite these three or make that four is their unabashed belief in a woman’s unequivocal “right” to kill her unborn baby – abortion-on-demand. The three, make that four aforementioned also wholeheartedly and unashamedly support the “right” of homosexuals to tout their perversity and to have their immorality justified and made "legal" and to be treated as normal, natural, healthy and “moral”. The three, make it four, by their demonstrative actions and positions, if not by their meaningless, empty words are untied in their contempt of the one true God of the universe and Jesus Christ, God-incarnate.

It is very important for the life and welfare of this nation that a true conservative, not a Bush clone or imitation pre-election promised “conservative” iike McCain, Romney or Giuliani are pretending to be, but a true principled conservative. Someone like Representative Duncan Hunter or Governor Mike Huckabee or Representative Tom Tancredo must grab the nomination from the main-stream media – establishment choice.

The voters, no America herself, must be given a clear alternative in 2008:

>>> Life (sanctify of personhood of human beings from conception through natural death) versus Death (abortion atrocity and euthanasia)

>>> Pro-family (one-man-one-woman marriage) versus Neo-“family” units (same sex and every other assorted antithesis of the natural family)

>>> American traditional values (adherence to the declaration, the constitution) versus Socialist-Humanist-Globalist values (atheism, communism, New Age religion)

>>> Willingness to battle the Islamo-Terrorists and their gumbas and backers and allies, the Communists, versus Unwillingness to do battle, to appease, to surrender and to shirk the responsibility to fight our sworn enemies.

We do not need a lukewarm, Bush-like “moderate” to run against these 2-bit radical leftist. I am afraid that President Bush has disgraced both the Conservative movement and the faith that he claims to be his, Christianity. No, we need a strong conservative voice. We need someone who is totally committed to Conservative principles and the ideals of our Founding Fathers. We need someone who will provide steady unwavering leadership even in the midst of bad press and poor poll numbers. Someone unafraid of doing the right thing at all times.

If we get any Democrat or any of the so-called media-sanctioned first tier Republican conservative fakers to be our next President we will surely be in trouble. The very sovereignty of this nation, the very welfare, the very existence of this nation is at stake.

Having a Bad Hair Day?

I came across the following cartoon while visiting the Dayton Daily News on-line.

Cartoon from the Dayton Daily News Friday, 070607

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This cartoon illustrates the self-centeredness of our politicians. They are more concerned about their outward appearances or public image than having character and living by deep seated core convictions that benefit society as a whole.