T.D. forwarded to me the following ten ‘LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE.’ I especially appreciated the three below that I bolded! Thanks T.D.!
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1… My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't …
2… I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it …
3… Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them …
4… I used to have a handle on life, but it broke …
5… Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive …
6… You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me …
7… Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder …
8… Earth is the insane asylum for the universe …
9… I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing …
10… Out of my mind. Back in five minutes …
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