Late Night Takes – Foreign Relations

Late Night Humor

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

● President (Soetoro a/k/a) Obama met with the Russian president at the White House and afterwards, took him out for a burger . . . The Russian president wanted to pick up the check, but (Soetoro alias) Obama said, “Don’t worry about it, just charge it to our grandchildren.”

● Mexico has filed a brief against Arizona’s new immigration law. It’s a precedent because it’s the first immigration law Mexico has paid any attention to.
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Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

● It’s Take Your Dog to Work Day. Or as they call it in China, “Bring Your Own Lunch Day.”

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these two were the exception in the latest batch.