Cartoon by Gary Varvel as found on Townhall.com 6/18/10
Cartoon by Mike Lesher as found on Townhall.com 6/18/10Late Night Humor
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
● The chairman of BP said the company cares about the “small people.” I believe they care about the small people, the problem is that they don’t care about the big leaks.
● Environmentalists say that if the leak continues, some species might become endangered, such as Democrats.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
● BP CEO Tony Hayward told members of Congress that his company is working to make sure that a spill like this “does not happen again.” And they have a great plan in place. They’re going out of business.
These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these three were the exception in the latest batch.
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
● The chairman of BP said the company cares about the “small people.” I believe they care about the small people, the problem is that they don’t care about the big leaks.
● Environmentalists say that if the leak continues, some species might become endangered, such as Democrats.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
● BP CEO Tony Hayward told members of Congress that his company is working to make sure that a spill like this “does not happen again.” And they have a great plan in place. They’re going out of business.
These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these three were the exception in the latest batch.
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