The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
· The White House said that the Democrats have “the momentum” going into midterm elections. Of course you have momentum when you’re going downhill fast.
· For the first time in history, there were 100,000 home foreclosures in the month of September 100,000 people were told they’re going to lose their house . . . well, 100,001 if you count Nancy Pelosi.
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Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
· Vice President Joe Biden told The New York Times that President (Soetoro alias) Obama has already asked him to be his running mate in 2012. Not only that he said that Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, and the rest of the Republicans also asked him to be (Soetoro a/k/a) Obama's running mate in 2012.
These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these three were the exception in the latest batch.
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