Late Night Takes – Borders, Spying, and Lying

Late Night Humor

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

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*      Borders bookstores are struggling to stay in business. This could be the first time in our country that borders are actually closed.
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SPYING & LYING

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*      Iran has arrested an American woman, accusing her of spying with a device in her teeth. As opposed to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who lies through his teeth.

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These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … however, these two were the exception in the latest batch.