Late Night Takes - A Pig & a Poke

Late Night Jokes


The Jay Leno Show

● Scientists in Australia announced that within five years they will be able to successfully carry out a pig-to-human lung transplant. People could be part human, part pig. We have that already; I think it’s called John Edwards.


Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

● President (Soetoro aka) Obama was busy holding two fundraisers in D.C. last night. During one of his speeches, (Soetoro alias) Obama told the crowd, “We can’t be afraid of the future.” Most Americans agree with him, mainly because they’re so busy being afraid of the present.


These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

Inside a Planned Parenthood abortion

I came across this video of a former executive director of a Planned Parenthood abortion mill, who saw the light and truth that abortion stops beating hearts. Mike Huckabee interviewed her on his show last November.

The fundamental right of personhood

Hat tip to the anonymous commenter to this blog, who shared with us these two outstanding Pro-Life quotes:

"Unborn babies should have the right to keep and bear arms - and legs and ears and eyes etc.!" and

"Unborn babies should have the same right to be born alive that abortionists had!"

How I Know Barack Hussein Obama is not a Christian, Part 7

This is the seventh in a series of articles offering evidence that our President is not a Christian, despite what he or anyone else might claim.

The President, Barack Hussein Obama, in his first year in office has increased the national debt by 3.2 trillion dollars. He had said, “Now is not the time for profit”. Before taking office candidate Barack Obama told Joe the plumber that he wanted to redistribute the wealth. He proposed to take wealth from those who have it and give it to those who do not have it. Not only in the United States but also worldwide. People who know nothing about Christianity and God’s word may consider that this redistribution of wealth is proper. But those who are Christians and know something about Christianity and God’s word know that this is not what scripture teaches. Consider what Jesus says in the parable on the giving of the talents.

Matthew 25:14-15 For the kingdom of heaven is as a man traveling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods. And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.

Matthew 25:16-17 Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents. And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two. But he that had received one went and dug in the earth, and hid his lord's money.

Matthew 25:19 After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them.

Matthew 25:20-21 And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more. His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

Matthew 25:22-23 He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them. His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

Matthew 25:24-30 Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strowed: And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine. His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strowed: Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury. Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents. For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath. And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Notice that God redistributes His wealth from those who don’t use it to gain more wealth to those who do use it to gain more wealth. This also works with ability. As a person uses their ability they increase their expertise in their given talent. If a person ignores their given ability they will decrease in their ability to use the talent they have. This is observed in exercising one’s muscles. In use of them strength is increased while inactivity decreases strength.

President Obama shows no knowledge or understanding of God’s word and therefore is acting contrary to God’s word.

If you want you want to act according to God’s word, and are not born again, you must begin by repenting of your sins and inviting Jesus into your heart for salvation from the consequences of your sins (Luke 24:46-48). When Jesus comes into your heart, you are saved, forgiven, made a new creature by the Holy Spirit, given eternal life and that makes one a Christian (Revelation 3:20; II Corinthians 5:17; I John 5:10-12; Romans 8:9).

A sample prayer is, “Lord Jesus Christ come into my heart and forgive me of my sins.” The alternative is to perish, which is to be tormented endlessly by fire.

First National Tea Party Convention, 2/5/10

Hat tip to KC who sent me a link to the video below. It captures the spirit and ongoing determination of the Tea Party Movement in America. Angela McGlowan will be running for U.S. Representative from Mississippi. She is a strong black conservative. That is the species of persons most feared by the liberal elitists in power in both parties today. She gave a dynamic pep talk to all Americans, especially those Tea Party Participants and Protesters.

Born, Born-Again Tim Tebow Pro-Life Super Bowl Ad

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I came across Nicholas Jackson's article, "Homeschool Evangelism," on Twitter Sunday afternoon.

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With the SuperBowl coming up tomorrow, Jackson's article has relevance to one controversial pro-life commercial featuring homeschooled Christian Tim Tebow.

Here are the opening two paragraphs of Jackson's timely article:

"Being from Ohio, I have a natural dislike for the SEC and particularly Florida football. My favorite team Ohio State lost to Florida in the BCS national championship in 2007 and to LSU the following year. Putting aside my hatred for Florida football, it’s hard not to like Tim Tebow. As a Christian, I have watched with interest how the media responded to his decision to put Bible verses on his eye black, (it generated 94 million searches on Google), or his decision to eschew the temptations in college football, and remain a virgin. Now he will have a pro-life Super bowl ad, on one of the largest stages, celebrating his mother’s decision to choose life. The more I hear about Tebow the man; the more it becomes clear that something is different about him. He shows more boldness than most pastors."

While Tebow is not perfect, I thank God for his testimony and that he was not socialized in the government schools. The results of decades of government school influence and “socialization,” has been culturally catastrophic for our nation . . ."

Read the entire article here.

Ranting Rahm's Retarded Remarks

Stay out of Rahm's way!

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Cartoon by William Warren as found on GetLiberty.org 2/5/10

Sarah Palin Endorses Rand Paul

Sarah Palin has endorsed Rand Paul according to MSNBC. This is good news. Click here to read more about Rand Paul's candidacy.

Political Corruption and the Only Peaceful Solution

I'm not ready to endorse Seth Morgan for Ohio Auditor yet, but I probably will once I see his issue positions. Let's boot these clowns out! Here's how:

You can run for party Precinct Executive or Committeeman). They vote on the county party chairmen, who in turn vote for the state chairman and so on. These positions are powerful and have a great deal on influence on who is chosen to be on the ballot from the two major parties. It’s so easy to get these seats! To get on the ballot, all you have to do is get a form (from your county board of elections), get a few signatures, turn the form back in and (if you win) show up to one county party organizational meeting every two years to vote for the county chairman. There is usually NO FILING FEE. Most likely you will have no competition! Most of these seats go unfilled! (Even if you missed the deadline, you may still have extra time to run as a write-in candidate and if no one else is running all you have to do is write in your own name on election day and you win!) You can run as either a Republican or Democrat. The signatures must be from eligible voters of the same party or independents IN YOUR PRECINCT. (You are a “Republican” if you took a Republican ballot the last time you voted in a primary election.) Get as many signatures as you can (up to 15) in case some of them aren’t valid. For more info, contact your county board of elections or click the link below today! http://www.nationalprecinctalliance.us/

President: "I am not an ideologue." LOL

"I am not an ideologue." --- Barry Soetoro alias Barack Obama

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Jonah Goldberg points out in his op ed article, "Obama is blinded by his bias," which I read in a local newspaper this evening. Soetoro/Obama made that delusional statement at the Republican caucus held in Baltimore last week. The President's statement was appropriately followed by spontaneous chuckles. I would liken the President's absurd claim to any and all of the following:

.Hitler: "I did not hate Jews."

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Clinton: "I never would cheat on my wife."

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Farve: "When I retire from football, that is it."

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Gore: "I invented the Internet."

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Ahmadinejad: "I am not a maniacal Muslim."

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Benedict: "I am not a Catholic."

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