ON THE SESTAK BRIBE DEBACLE:
"Daddy, why did you ask Uncle Billy to offer Mr. Sestak a job if he would stop campaigning?"
" Daddy, will you go to jail if they find out you asked Uncle Billy to offer Mr. Sestak a job to stop campaigning?"
"Daddy, if you get 'peached, will we all get peaches too?"
ON THE OIL SPILL CRISIS:
"Daddy, why did you say that golf was more important than the gulf?"
"Daddy, if one agency failed at regulating the oil rig, how will 3 new agencies do any better?"
ON THE ILLEGAL ALIEN INVASION:
"Daddy, why are you encouraging illegal aliens to break our immigration laws?"
"Daddy, why don't you just enforce the immigration laws so Arizona won't have to?"
"Daddy, how come Oklahoma can enforce its immigration laws but you don't want Arizona to?"
“Daddy, why does Uncle Rahmmy hate Jews?”
ON NATIONAL SECURITY:
"Daddy, when we have fewer old nukes and the Russians have more new, shiny ones, will we be safe?"
ON QUALIFICATIONS TO BE PRESIDENT:
"Daddy, can I go see the hospital where you were born?"
ON YOUR FRIENDS:
"Daddy, are you going to let Mr. Ayers write another book for you?"
"Daddy, when is Uncle Fidel going to come visit us?"
"Daddy, can we go visit Uncle Hugo again?"
ON SPREADING THE WEALTH (SOCIALISM):
"Daddy, have you made enough money yet?
"Daddy, why is socialism better than free markets?"
"Daddy, when are we going to have a socialist utopia?"
"When are you going to get rid of those greedy old capitalists?"
"Daddy, what industry are you going to take over today?"
ON GUN CONTROL:
"Daddy, when you take away everyone's guns, will I be safe?"
ON CONTROLLING THE INTERNET:
"Daddy, when you take over the Internet, will you name it after me?"
TruthfulTweets added another question:
ON FOX NEWS:
"Daddy, if FoxNews isn't a real news station why do you watch it so much?
I added a few of my own questions for Daddy O:
ON ALLOWING HOMOSEXUALS IN THE MILITARY:
“Daddy, why do you want to weaken and destroy our military by permitting open homosexuality in the military?”
"Daddy, why do want homosexuals to weaken and destroy the military by repealing dadt?
ON KILLING BABIES:
“Daddy, why do you support the funding for and the killing of babies, even babies born in botched abortions?”
ON FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY:
“Daddy, why do you keep spending money that we don't have?”