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Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Happy birthday to President Obama. It’s hard to believe that just a year ago, Obama was in his 40s and his approval rating was in the 50s. Now it’s the other way around.

There was no birthday party. Or at least, that’s what they told Joe Biden.

They say 50 is the new 30 — not in age, in money: $50 is now worth about $30.

After the debt vote, Sen. Chuck Schumer said it’s time for jobs to move to the front burner. They’re only worried about our jobs when they’re about to lose their jobs.

A new report has found that adults in Washington, D.C. are among the top users of cocaine in the country. All this time, we thought the problem was government waste, but it’s actually that the government’s wasted.

Conan

A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term.

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

Border Double Crossing

Hat Tip to Virginia of the Reform Party, who sent this content to us in an email.

A point to ponder!

"Why is it.......if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor......but if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get

· a drivers license,
· social security card,
· welfare,
· (free education,)
· food stamps, and
· free health care?

Whose bright idea was this??????" Chuck Schumer and Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama Democrats and George Bush and John McCain Republicans.

Close the borders now and stop Amnesty and the ongoing Illegal Alien invasion . . . a further drain on a weakened and troubled economy . . . But for political purposes and potential votes Soetoro alias Obama and John “Amnesty” McCain will have none of it . . .