Friday, August 05, 2011

Late Night Takes - Wheeling & Dealing in Washington

Late Night Jokes



The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Happy birthday to President Obama. It’s hard to believe that just a year ago, Obama was in his 40s and his approval rating was in the 50s. Now it’s the other way around.

There was no birthday party. Or at least, that’s what they told Joe Biden.
They say 50 is the new 30 — not in age, in money: $50 is now worth about $30.

After the debt vote, Sen. Chuck Schumer said it’s time for jobs to move to the front burner. They’re only worried about our jobs when they’re about to lose their jobs.
A new report has found that adults in Washington, D.C. are among the top users of cocaine in the country. All this time, we thought the problem was government waste, but it’s actually that the government’s wasted.

Conan

A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term.

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.




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