Sunday, October 30, 2011

Occupy the Womb, not Occupy Wall Street!

It’s a baby, a growing and developing human being, that occupies the womb of every expectant mother, not a blob of tissue, not a malignant growth that needs to be excised for convenience. I received an interesting email today from the Susan B. Anthony (SBA) List. It was a request for support. However, in that request were some real thoughtful admonitions and considerations regarding abortion, the Pro-Life cause, and the present political environment.

Hat tip goes to Emily Buchanan, Executive Director, Susan B. Anthony List, whose email I quote in part:                

This week on their lunch break, my staff carved a pumpkin for Halloween with the beautiful image of an unborn child in the womb and the phrase “Occupy the Womb.” It was a play on the recent political scene, but it served as a reminder:  the one thing that every one of us has in common is the time we spent in the womb of our mother.
As you know, today a mother’s womb is one of the most dangerous places in the world.
Each day in our country, four thousand unborn children have their lives violently ended in the womb. As if the loss of such innocent life wasn’t enough, the injustice doesn’t stop there. Mothers are wounded, and relationships are destroyed. …

The insidious and increasing corrupt Planned Parenthood Federation of America is the biggest abortion provider in the United States. A large part of its business model has to do with making money on murdering babies. It desperately seeks Taxpayer funding to continue to subsidize its dastardly deeds. Money is fungible and while PPFA claims to use the funds it receives through Title X to ‘help’ women and families, those funds allow the abortion end of this vile business to continue to fester and thrive.  Buchanan highlights in her email the intimate, dangerous, and symbiotic relationship between the present Obama regime and the deceitful PPFA:

Just this past week, Planned Parenthood hired a new “Vice President for Public Policy and Government Relations,” Dana Singiser.
Guess where Dana worked prior to accepting the job with Planned Parenthood?  The Obama White House, where she worked as a special assistant to the President. The news outlet POLITICO reported that she was a “key part of the legislative team that helped pass the historic health care reform law,” also known as Obamacare, the largest expansion of abortion on-demand since Roe v. Wade.
You can bet that Dana will be calling up the President each and every time Planned Parenthood’s taxpayer funding is under attack. And you can bet that the President will be more than willing to do whatever he can to keep the blood money flowing.
This is just another reason why we’ve got to ensure that an authentic pro-life leader replaces him in 2012. …

Buchanan closes her email with a report of what has been happening in the United States Congress this past year and what the future holds for the cause of Life and Liberty. There has been some progress, yet there has been major 'progressive' or Democratic Party resistance. She also warns about the upcoming election in 2012:

Just this year, over $60 million in taxpayer funds has been stripped from Planned Parenthood at the state level. Furthermore, the House of Representatives has passed groundbreaking pro-life legislation, including the No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act, the Protect Life Act, and the Pence Amendment to defund Planned Parenthood. And for the first time ever, Congress is investigating Planned Parenthood thanks to the courageous leadership of Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-FL).
But many of our pro-life advances are being thwarted by a pro-abortion Senate and the most radically pro-abortion President to ever occupy the White House. Your SBA List is working overtime to change this, and we need all hands on deck moving forward.

We would be wise to listen to and to act upon the plea of Emily Buchanan and support the work of SBA List and similar organizations. We must elect a conservative President and many more conservative members of Congress, especially Senators.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Late Night Takes Halloween and Something Scary

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent.

While testifying at the Conrad Murray trial, Michael Jackson's personal nurse complained of being faint on the stand, and the court had to be adjourned. How scary is that? Getting sick in that courtroom and the only doctor in the house is Conrad Murray.

This joke is courtesy of which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these were the exceptions.

Social Security and the ‘Super’ Committee - Reducing Retirees' Risk

Richard W. Walker the National Center for Policy Analysis (NCPA) COO sent me an email outlining a recommendation which his organization recently provided to the U.S. Congress’ so-called ‘Super’ Committee. NCPA
says it’s a solution for Social Security.

… Let future retirees start saving for their own retirement.
Our recommendation calls for everyone at age 55 or older to receive all promised Social Security benefits.  Everyone else with at least 35 years of full-time work would be guaranteed a minimum level of return.  If any qualifying worker's total benefit falls below the minimum, the federal government would supplement that worker's benefit.  So individuals have responsibility for their own retirement, but Social Security provides exactly what it was intended to be: a safety net.
NCPA’s recommendation sounds similar to Congressman Paul Ryan’s FY 2012 federal budget plan. It sounds very reasonable and straightforward in dealing with the future of the Social Security Program. Amazingly, the Democratic Left in Congress just wants to keep the status quo and refuses to acknowledge or to deal with future woe …

Ohio: Vote YES, YES, and YES on Issues 1, 2 and 3

Issue 1 deals with raising the retirement age of judges from 70 to 75. If a person is capable of serving in office, then why limit their ability to serve? U.S. Senator Robert Byrd, for one, served in office until he was nearly 100 years old. People are living longer and remaining productive. If a man or woman wants to keep working and contributing to society, so be it. Some people have great wisdom and experience to effectively use.  We should be encouraging them to continue, if they desire to do so! Otherwise, you have age-based discrimination.


Issue 2 merely evens the playing field for government workers and reigns in the out-of-control benefit increases of many government workers. We must face economic realities. The rest of the world is doing so. We cannot continue business as usual in the government sector. We must break the monopoly and the symbiotic relationship between union leadership and the Democratic Party that results in misuse of taxpayer dollars. As Ohio State Senator Keith Faber said several times during this week’s Issue 2 Debate Tuesday night that Issue 3 gives the taxpayer a seat at the table with the Union Bosses, who supposedly represent their members, but often channel dues into political payoffs to the politicians, and with the Politicians.

I concur with the endorsement given yesterday by the Citizens for Community Values Action (CCV Action) of Issue 3, the Ohio Healthcare Freedom Amendment. 

This amendment will make it unconstitutional for individual mandates to be imposed by the Ohio government.

Issue 3 will protect Ohio families from policies such as Massachusetts’ health care plan and will send a clear message to the courts and Washington, D.C., that Ohioans stand for freedom with their health care choices.

“ObamaCare will be devastating to our families, our communities, our businesses and our values,” said Phil Burress, President of CCV Action. “CCV Action is proud to stand with its partners around the state against the government's intrusion into our health care.”
Issue 3 repudiates a major component the unwise and destructive law (Obamacare) that was forced through Congress in the waning, lame duck days of the 111th Congress. ObamaCare is a ruse, a way of controlling Americans’ healthcare, not any kind of reformation of the healthcare system as it had been touted and sold.

Just remember, YES, YES, and YES on Issues 1, 2, and 3!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

The Vatican Calls for One World Government and Central World Bank

If anyone needs any proof that the papacy is not of God, here it is.  This is mega-government rhetoric that should get you talking to all your Catholic friends and neighbors that they need to get out of the Catholic church.  It is amazing to me that they said that the International Monetary Fund does not have enough power over the world monetary supply and credit.  This is very alarming to me, since the IMF already routinely destroys economies like Greece.  What would they do with even more power?  Will we be next?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Iranian Pastor Awaits Ayatollah's Verdict on Apostasy

Hat tip goes to which posted the following report on its website.

"Iranian pastor Yousef Nadarkhani continues to be held in prison in Rasht, Iran, while waiting on the verdict to be delivered from the local court following his conviction on apostasy charges, ASSIST News Service reports. Several weeks ago, the court wrote a letter to Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khameini, requesting his legal opinion in the case, but there is no law or precedent governing how quickly he is required to respond.

"Yousef's attitude is positive and he remains very strong in his faith and commitment to the Lord Jesus Christ," said Jason DeMars of Present Truth Ministries. He added that Iran's security forces are "still working to convert him back to Islam or else have documented proof that he is a blasphemer against Islam." Additionally, authorities have stepped up efforts to pressure the network of Christians in the country." has labeled today’s Iran, “The North Korea of Islam.” Iran represents a Militaristic-Cultural-Political-Religious movement that seeks to subjugate the world. They are anti-freedom, intolerant, and wicked to the core. They are fools, who consider Islam a religion of peace. ‘Islam’ literally means submission. Get this, West, before it is gets you.

Petition Congress to Investigate the Solyndra Sham

Demand Congress Investigate Bankrupt Solyndra

After receiving $535 million dollars in loan guarantees from the federal government, the solar company Solyndra has laid off all its employees and closed its doors. Emails show that the White House put pressure on administrators to give Solyndra this money, despite evidence of fiscal insolvency. The Bush administration had rejected Solyndra's application, but the Obama administration pushed it through. The American people deserve to know why this application was fast tracked--where did our money go, and who is responsible for this incredible failure!

The media has no interest in honestly investigating President Obama as he seeks re-election. Join us as we demand that Congress investigate the $535 million dollar boondoggle known as Solyndra.

Sign the Petition

I just signed the petition and sent the following letter to my congressional representatives in the House and Senate.

As one of your constituents and someone who wants to see fiscal accountability in our government I am writing you today to encourage that you support an exhaustive and complete investigation of the $535 million dollar boondoggle known as Solyndra. 
The American people deserve to know what happened. Someone must be held accountable for this fiasco.


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

(Steve) Jobs and Barack Obama

Steve Jobs told President Obama that he risked being a one-term President because he is anti-business, and because teachers unions are killing education.

“Looks like Steve Jobs really was a genius.”

Episode 10/25/2011

NewsBusted is a conservative comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. Their two lastest episodes includs the excerpts above.

See right panel of this blog and click on the picture to watch this 2-3 minute comedy YouTube video.

Monday, October 24, 2011

One Old Wise Rancher Says Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man...Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. '

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Hat tip goes to T.D. for emailing me this fine assessment of the 44th President of the United States, which apparently has been floating out there in cyberspace ... Let us hope that a great many of our countrymen do make a course correction and vote this post turtle president out of office in November 2011!

Occupying Hell

Cartoon found at 10/23/2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Words to Live By

Jesus was led by the Holy Spirit into the desert to be tested by the devil (Matthew 4: 1-4).  After fasting forty days and nights Jesus was hungry.  This of course would be natural.  Satan, who is the tempter, came to Him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”  Have you ever had someone say to you, “If you are a Christian, do this or that?”  That is exactly the same kind of temptation which Jesus faced.

Jesus answered, “It is written:  Man shall not live by bread alone but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.” Bread provides energy for our cells and nutrients needed for the body to sustain life.  God is saying that bread is not enough to sustain life and provide energy.  Every word of God is needed by individuals just as much as bread is absolutely necessary for life and growth.  Without the word of God proper development is not obtained by an individual.
What about you, my friend?  Are you getting the proper nourishment from God’s word for your life?

Furthermore, Jesus also said, “I am the Bread of Life.  He that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst” (John 6:35).
Have you ever personally believed on Jesus, come to Him, repented of your sin, and asked Him to forgive you of your sins?

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The Obama, TelePrompTer, and Biden Team!

Hat tip goes to and for the  two videos below. The first video is about Barack Obama and his very best friend and essential voice, the TelePrompter.  The other video is about Joe Biden, Obama’s running (of his mouth) mate.

Barack Obama and His Beloved TelePrompTer 

JoeBiden and His Runny Mouth

Monday, October 17, 2011

Video: Victoria Jackson, Occupied on Wall Street

Hat tip goes to for the link to the video below. Former SNL star visits Wall Street in New York and asks some Occupy Wall Street protesters why they are there.

Victoria Jackson Goes to "Occupy Wall Street" - Part 1

Victoria Jackson Goes to "Occupy Wall Street" - Part 2

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Courageous (2011)

I saw this movie, Courageous, last weekend at a large shopping mall near Columbus, Ohio. It was at one of those multiplex theaters, 16 theaters.

Courageous begins as the story of four sheriff deputies. Through the stories of their lives and situations that these deputies face, they learn by experience the fact that fatherless children are most likely to get into trouble. Many fatherless children join gangs and end up in jail. Our nation has done a poor job of encouraging and promoting fatherhood. Instead, though what may have been well-intended by some, the welfare state has criminally contributed to the destruction of the family.

These deputies, along with a young Hispanic father, together and individually, discover and decide what kind of fathers that God wants them to be. They begin to take responsibility for their families and children.

The movie delves revealingly into the lives of each man following their evolving decision to become better fathers. Each man faces challenges to his newly acquired beliefs about fatherhood. The movie addresses vital issues in a realistic, serious way, yet with just enough wholesome humor to entertain and inspire.

The men realized their need to spend more time with their families and they begin training them in the Word of God.

This all takes great courage.


This movie is exceptional. It is life affirming and motivation to life live with the purpose for which it was designed by God. It communicates essential and vital issues commonly faced by all men. Courageous is a ‘five star out of five stars’ flick. It can be simultaneously a learning as well as an entertaining event.

Every father, every man should see this movie now while it is playing in a nearby theater, or purchase or rent it when it is available.

The movie has its own website:

gregjaye also contributed to the content of this post.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

The Congressional Super Committee is a Super Smokescreen!

Blowing Smoke

My local newspaper, the Mansfield (Ohio) News-Journal ran an editorial from the October 8, 2011 The (Youngstown, Ohio) Vindicator. It was the second paragraph from the editorial titled, “Super committee must live up to its name, which made me see red:

The “Super Committee” … has been charged with the herculean task of crafting a plan to reduce the federal government’s $15 trillion deficit by $1.2 trillion over the next 10 years.

First off, I think the editors used the wrong term in describing the $15 trillion dollar Federal debt. They erroneously referred to it as “deficit.” My understanding is that the deficit applies to the current year’s excess expenditures beyond the revenue or taxes received. Deficit refers to short-term debt accumulated during the fiscal year. The overall Federal Debt is what the so-called “Super-Committee” is charged with reducing.

Second, the editors foolishly characterized the very modest and almost inconsequential reduction in the debt compared to the projected federal debt over the next 10 years  as “herculean.” What a joke.

At the current rate of overspending by this government, the Federal Debt will double in 10 years without the $1.2 trillion dollar reduction called for in the worthless Boehner-Reid-Obama debt deal crafted to “solve” the trumped up crisis that “threatened” to shut the government down this summer. The “reduction” will merely limit slightly the annual rate of growth of the overall federal debt.

What would really deserve the term “herculean” would be to cut current FY 2012 budget by $1.2 trillion dollars. That is the only action which would warrant the term “herculean!” The present Congress and President are truly incapable of any type of extraordinary efforts to curb government’s voracious spending habit!

We must go to a zero-based budget each year. We must demand that each agency or department justify their budget requests. We must move toward a balanced budget using the Cut, Cap and Balance approach or the (Representative Connie) Mack Penny Plan to get control of our runaway government spending that is killing our economy and country.

We need a new President and a new Congress in 2012, because this Congress and the GOP establishment headed by House Speaker John Boehner and Democratic Party establishment headed by President Barack Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid are absolutely unwilling and unable to do the job that they have been entrusted to perform.

The “Super Committee” is not a serious attempt to fix the Federal debt. It is a smokescreen put up by the President and Congress to pretend to be doing something, but all while incurring a larger and larger deficit each year!

Friday, October 14, 2011

US AG Eric Holder's Mole Hill

Cartoon found at 10/14/2011

Late Night Takes - The Saudi Ambassador Assassination Attempt

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

"The Saudi government is upset about this plot to assassinate their ambassador. As you know, Saudi Arabia condemns all acts of terrorism unless, of course, they're sponsoring them."

This joke is courtesy of which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating ... this is the exception.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Ron Paul Quotes Bible, Wins Values Voters Summit Straw Poll

Ron Paul won the Values Voters Summit Straw Poll with 37% of the vote. This is the best speech in his candidacy.  He articulated his positions well.  Though I don't quite agree with all of what he said, it was well said.  He spoke to some of the issues that the social conservatives wanted to hear, while at the same time he tied those issues into his own platform of ideas and explained why his positions would lead to some of the changes that social conservatives want.  But he was not afraid to speak out against things that most social conservatives have accepted like war and prosecuting people for sins committed between consenting adults.  He was able to successfully use Biblical passages and the concerns of the early church fathers to argue the case against wars of aggression and wars executed without proper authority.  The story about the boy who was angry at his father because he had to go off to war was nice touch.  I just wish Ron Paul was a little more sensitive to the concerns of social conservatives when it comes to issues like distributing syringes to drug addicts and gays in the military.

Face the Truth

Last Saturday I participated in a "Face the Truth" public education initiative sponsored by the Pro-life Action League.  We went to three locations around Cincinnati holding various large signs.  Some had pictures aborted babies or parts of aborted babies.  Other pictures were of Jesus, with the words "Abortion kills children" or "Jesus heals and forgives" underneath it.

I could see some of the expressions people had on their faces as they were driving by.  Some looked disinterested.  Some looked disgusted.  Others put their hands in front of their faces.  One guy rode by me on a bike with his eyes closed.  

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Who'll Pick up the Wall St Trash?

“After three weeks of occupy wall street protests, lower Manhattan is so covered with trash Mayor Bloomberg has suggested cleaning it up.

“And he plans to do so by holding a Tea Party rally.”

--- Episode 10/11/2011

NewsBusted is a conservative comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. Their two lastest episodes includs the excerpts above.

See right panel of this blog and click on the picture to watch this 2-3 minute comedy YouTube video.

Some Unemployment can be Good News for America!

“America’s unemployment rate has stayed above 9% for a record 18 straight months.

“But there is some good news, only two more people need to lose their jobs before the economy recovers.”

--- Episode 10/11/2011

NewsBusted is a conservative comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. Their two lastest episodes includs the excerpts above.

See right panel of this blog and click on the picture to watch this 2-3 minute comedy YouTube video.

Late Night Takes - The Occupation of Wall Street

Late Night Jokes

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

"It’s the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world."

This joke is courtesy of which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . this is the exception.

Tea Party 'Terrorists' -vs- Occupy Wall Street Protestors

Hat tip goes to @tnacgal who posted a link on her recent tweet to the following cartoons illustrating the difference between the grassrooted Tea Party Movement and the astroturfed Occupy Wall Street Counter Movement. The main stream media tries all it can to distort the realities of the two opposing movements.
Cartoon by William Warren as found at 101211

"President Obama’s Support of the Wall Street Protestors and his repeated Attacks against the Tea Party Paint a Perfectly Clear Picture of his Vision for America” ---

Monday, October 10, 2011

Hank Williams Jr. Responds to ESPN, Fox and Friends in Song!

Below is a special version of "Keep The Change" by Hank Williams Jr.! It is a song in direct response to his firing by ESPN, and its banning of his iconic Monday Night Football song. He also hits, head on, the 'gotcha' mentality of Fox and Friends, where the whole controversy started.

You can get a free download of Hank's new song here:

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Pray for Youcef Nadarkhani

Christian pastor Youcef Nadarkhani is facing a possible death sentence in Iran for converting to Christianity after having been a Muslim.  Now the Iranian government claims that pastor Nadarkhani is really being tried for rape and extortion and that this has nothing to do religion.  They are lying because the court records show no such charges, but only evidence that Nadarkhani is a Christian.  Please pray for this man that he would be saved from this injustice.  Pray for those in authority in Iran that they would see the error of their ways and would also come to know Christ as their Savior.  That may seem impossible, but all things are possible with God.

Medicare Fraud is Investigated

The Government Accountability Office did not have to tell me that taxpayer's money is being used to support drug addictions.  Anytime you have a government giveaway program, fraud, theft, and waste will always accompany it.  Any wicked thing that you can imagine is being supported with taxpayer's money through Medicare including sexual immorality, baby murder, and now drug addiction.  What kind of idiot would allow taxpayer's money to be used to pay for Vicatin and Oxycontin, drugs that are far more addictive than marijuana?   When are people going to wake up and realize that it isn't just Obamacare that is the problem, its the whole corrupt system!  Governments were established by God to punish the wicked, not to be a health insurance company or to redistribute wealth!

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

The Latest Setback for Christian Science Teacher John Freshwater

The secular humanistic National Center for Science Education reported the following news today regarding the much maligned and persecuted Christian science teacher in Ohio, John Freshwater.

“John Freshwater's legal challenge to the decision to terminate his employment as a middle school science teacher in Mount Vernon, Ohio, failed on October 5, 2011, when a Knox County Common Pleas Court ruled against him. The Mount Vernon News (October 5, 2011) reported that the judge wrote, "there is clear and convincing evidence to support the Board of Education's termination of Freshwater's contract(s) for good and just cause," denied Freshwater's request for further hearings, and ordered him to pay the cost of the hearings. The Columbus Dispatch (October 5, 2011) added that Freshwater now has thirty days to appeal the decision to the Fifth Court of Appeals.

“The decision was the latest development in a long saga which began in 2008, when a local family accused Freshwater of engaging in inappropriate religious activity — including teaching creationism — and sued Freshwater and the district. The Mount Vernon City School Board then voted to begin proceedings to terminate his employment. After administrative hearings that proceeded sporadically over two years, the referee presiding over the hearings finally issued his recommendation that the board terminate his employment with the district, and the board voted to do so in January 2011. Freshwater challenged that decision in court on February 8, 2011, as NCSE previously reported.”

The Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch had an additional story today regarding this case, “Ex-teacher loses lawsuit against Mount Vernon schools.”

President Obama: "America's Gone Soft"

“President Obama said America is in crisis, because it has gone a little soft in recent years.
“He’s right, in fact America’s so soft, we actually elected a President without actually checking his background.”

Episode 10/4/2011

NewsBusted is a conservative comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. Their two lastest episodes includs the excerpts above.

See right panel of this blog and click on the picture to watch this 2-3 minute comedy YouTube video.

The Real Obesity Problem in America

Cartoon by William Warren as found on 10/5/2011

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

“Mr. President, Mr. President,” a New Song by Ray Stevens

Hat tip goes to They included a link to Ray Steven’s latest music video, “Mr. President, Mr. President.” Just when you think Ray Steven couldn’t do any better than his last song, he comes out with an even better one. In this song Steven’s nails, with his outstanding lyrics, the perfect profile of our predictably progressive President. Following the video are the lyrics to this scathing satire.

“Mr. President, Mr. President”
Ray Stevens
Hey, Mr. President, Mr. President
We’ve got record foreclosures,
Folks are losing their homes.
The banks have got money,
But they won’t make loans.
The taxes are bringing small businesses to their knees.
And we owe our soul to the Red Chinese.
Mr. President, Mr. President,
What are you going to do?
“I’m gonna take off my coat and roll up my sleeves.
Turn on the TelePrompter, and give another speech.
Act real cool, and talk real soft,
And then go out, and play another round of golf.
Throw a party at the White House and give a big show.
Board Air Force One and away I’ll go,
Up to New York, take Michelle to a play.
Then shoot a few hoops and call it a day.”
So, Mr. President, We’ve got illegal aliens pouring across our borders
Good Lord, committing mayhem and disorder.

States going broke trying to pay their benefits,

Stock market in the toilet, job market in the pits.

Mr. President, Mr. President, what are you going to do?

"Well now, listen real close, and hear what I say, Never let a good crisis slip away.
Yeah, the way I look at things out of my winda

What is bad for America is good for my agenda.”
But Mr. President, Mr. President,
What are you gonna do?

“I’m gonna take off my coat and roll up my sleeves.
Turn on the TelePrompter, and give another speech. Act real cool, and talk real soft,
And then go out and play another round of golf.

Throw a party at the White House, put on a show.

Board Air Force One and away I’ll go.

To blame George Bush and his capitalist ways,

And then shoot a few hoops and call it a da

Monday, October 03, 2011

You might be from Ohio, if …

Hat tip goes to fellow Ohioan Rod Clay, who sent me the following list of what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans. Being an Ohioan myself most of the descriptions below are accurate.

You might be from Ohio, if

1. You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

2. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports. 3. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.

4. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones.

5. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."

6. You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.

7. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati .

8. "Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer hunting in the fall.

9. You measure distance in minutes

10. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

11. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

12. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

13. You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.

14. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example: "Where's my coat at?"

15. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

16. You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

17. You carry jumper cables in your car.

18. You know what 'pop' is.

19. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

20. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.