Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Late Night Takes – Trumpin’ in Nevada


The jokes that follow are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of jokes from the various late night TV talk shows, few of them are worth repeating . . . these were the exceptions.
This batch of monologue jokes center around Donald Trump and last night's Nevada caucus. It is my opinion that if we elected this guy we would be gambling on the America's very future. It is not worth putting this nation in the hands of another egotistical narcissist. Just look has happened the last 7+ years when we did!  
 Bombastic Bully Seeking Presidential Pulpit

Conan
· Today is the Republican caucus in Nevada, and Donald Trump is projected to win. When asked why they’re voting for him, Americans said, "We’re used to doing things in Nevada that we’ll regret tomorrow."
· Trump is actually doing very well in Nevada. That’s right, Trump appeals to Nevada’s key demographic — people who’ve declared bankruptcy.



Jimmy Kimmel Live!
· It was a big day for Donald Trump yesterday, the Nevada caucuses took place. Voting in the state of Nevada is a little different. In Nevada you pull the lever first and then you find out who you voted for. It is more exciting.
* Donald Trump was heavily favored to win. Not just by Donald Trump, by other people too.                                                                                                                                                                                                              

       



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