Roe V. Wade, An Obituary

Roe V. Wade, 49, of Dallas, Texas died Friday, June 24, 2022, in Washington, D.C. Born on January 22, 1973, he was the son of Perdition. Roe was the illegitimate and unconstitutional son of the 1973 U.S. Supreme Court.

Detractors and supporters either celebrated or grieved his demise. He is survived by relatives including Obergefell V. Hodges and Lawrence V. Texas also illegitimate and unconstitutional products of the U.S. Supreme Court.

He had no children but was responsible for deaths exceeding 63 million unborn human beings in the United States.

There will be no visitation hours. Roe’s remains will be cremated and interned in the annuals of history among the worst human atrocities including the Jewish Holocaust, Cambodian Genocide, Soviet and Chinese Mass Murders.