The jokes that follow are courtesy of Newsmax.com which periodically sends out email compilations of jokes from the various late night TV talk shows, few of them are worth repeating . . . these were the exceptions.
This current batch of monologue jokes center around Republican candidate for President Donald Trump, and security issues surrounding his campaign events.
Electing Trump would be dangerous for America. There already is a narcissist in the White House, do we really want another 4 years of watching a one-act play by a two-bit reality TV actor played out on the world stage? I think not!
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon· At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway.· Proving once and for all, the best way to keep everyone safe and sound is to build a wall around Donald Trump.