Tomorrow's Entertainment

If the United States Congress were a stage, and in one sense it is, and the Democratic Party had the lead role, which it now has, then how could we advertise the upcoming session/production? The following ad is my attempt to capture this coming attaction.

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The Wicked Witch of the

West Coast A-Tax Washington

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a true to life tragic comic opera

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Opening January 3rd, 2007

In Washington, D.C.

For a limited engagement only

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starring

Nancy Pelosi

as the wicked taxwoman

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co-starring

Steny Hoyer &

their crazed comrades, the Radical Lib Left

as Nancy's reluctant accomplices

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and featuring

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making their dramatic, heralded

& wildly anticipated comeback to the main stage,

the Blue Dog Dems,

who are expected

to upstage the stars

in their saving-the-day hero's role

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