Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Late Night Takes – On Debate Time and Bath Time

Late Night Jokes

Conan
Ron Paul’s campaign is upset because during last week's Republican presidential debate, he only got to speak for 89 seconds. Meanwhile, Rick Perry's campaign is upset because during last week's debate, he got to speak.

Over the weekend in New York, two Occupy Wall Street protesters got married at the protest. They are registered at Bed, Bath, and Seriously, You Need to Take a Bath.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

There was another Republican debate on Saturday, and listen to this: Ron Paul only got 89 seconds to speak. Seriously? Rick Perry gets more time than that to try to remember something.

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com whichperiodically sends out an email compilation of jokes heard on late night TV talk shows, few of which are worth repeating . . . these were the exceptions.

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