Christmas Funnies

It seems like Christmas shopping is moot. People buy everything that want during the year, so then there is nothing left to buy for them at Christmas.

1. What do you get for somebody that has everything they want?

2. What will a bald man say if you give him a comb for Christmas.

3. What did the Doctor say to the kleptomaniac Christmas shopper?

4. What do you say if the holiday meal is more satisfactory than any of the gifts you ever get?

5. What did the mother say to the child who asked for dog for Christmas?

Answers:

1. Something that they don’t want. (Preferably something that you already have and don’t want yourself, that way you aren’t wasting any money.)

2. “I’ll never part with it.”

3. "Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."

4. “I don’t care if my stocking is stuffed, as long as my stuffing is stocked.”

5. "No! You can have turkey like everyone else!"

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