Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Late Night Takes: Will Gadhafi be next to join Saddam & Osama?


Late Night Humor


The Tonight Show With Jay Leno


·     President Obama has done something that no one else has been able to do. He got Donald Trump to shut up.
·     Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you’re Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good.
·     NATO bombed Gadhafi’s compound in Tripoli. The bombing damaged countless antique rugs and curtains, leaving Gadhafi with absolutely nothing to wear.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon


·     Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Obama never would have tracked down bin Laden if it weren’t for George W. Bush’s policies. Although in fairness, Obama never would have even been elected if it weren’t for George W. Bush’s policies.

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … however, these were the exceptions in the batch I received today.

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