The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
● Using electron microscopes, scientists have discovered the slowest-moving thing on Earth. It’s the White House responding to the oil spill.
● BP is saying that the campaign to clean up the oil could last until fall. You know why they call it a campaign? Because it’s like an election: it’s dirty, it’s slimy, and it never seems to end.
These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these two were the exception in the latest batch.