Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Late Night Takes – The oil shtick

Cartoon by Mike Lester as found at 6/8/10

Late Night Humor

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

● Using electron microscopes, scientists have discovered the slowest-moving thing on Earth. It’s the White House responding to the oil spill.

● BP is saying that the campaign to clean up the oil could last until fall. You know why they call it a campaign? Because it’s like an election: it’s dirty, it’s slimy, and it never seems to end.

These jokes are courtesy of (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these two were the exception in the latest batch.

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