Our Navy Bans "Intolerant" T-Shirts

Friend of A Good Choice . . ., TD, once again forwards another outstandingly frank and funny email that has been floating out there in cyberspace.

Warning: The following article is crude, crass, insensitive, politically incorrect, offensive to liberals and non-Christians, Communists, Socialists, domestic and foreign Jihadists , so beware and go immediately to the Daily Kos, CNN, ABC, CBS, the New York Times or other liberal safe haven. Above all do not read this article . . .

First the political correct bureaucrats in blue expelled Chaplain James Gordon Klingenschmidtt from the Navy because he had the audacity to pray in public, at a sailor’s funeral, in the name of Jesus Christ. How awful! How shocking. How un-American!

Now comes this gem from the bureaucrats in blue. You've got to love the Navy. This has been apparently circulating in cyberspace for some time. I googled the directive below and got over 740 responses. I am not sure if this is legit or not. Either way it is humorous.

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all
naval installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the
Marines.)

To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

A. "Eat Pork or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

B. "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

C. "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

D. "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

E. "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]

F. "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

G. "Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

H. "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

A.. "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily."

B.. "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb b*st*rds?"

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

The radical liberal secular humanistic mindset has even invaded, infiltrated the mightiest military in the world. We don’t want to “offend” Islamists who can’t take a joke or the slightest sarcasm? Yet, apparently the name of Jesus is too offensive to be openly declared by America’s Navy chaplains in our once God-honoring and Christian nation. Something ain’t right.