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. . . 22 Ways To Be A Good Hate-Filled Liberal
LIFE'S VALUE
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand up to and including partial birth abortion scissors stuck in a 9 month old baby's skull.
GOVERNMENT'S ROLE
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
GUNS
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
ART
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
GLOBAL WARMING
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
GENDER BENDER
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
AIDS
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
TEACHERS
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
ENVIRONMENTALISM
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
PSYCHO-BABBLE
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIAS
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
CONSTITUTION
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
TAXES
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
REVISING AMERICAN HISTORY
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.
DISCRIMINATION
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
POLITICALLY CORRECT POLITICIANS
16. You have to believe that Hillary (Rodham-)Clinton is normal and is a very nice person., and ditto for Barack Hussein Obama.
SOCIALISM
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
LIES
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
PRO-HOMOSEXUALITY
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
CHINESE POLITICAL DONATIONS
20. You have to believe that illegal USA political party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
CONSPIRACY THEORY
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
BAH HUMBUG
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
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