Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Late Night Takes - A Pig & a Poke

Late Night Jokes


The Jay Leno Show

● Scientists in Australia announced that within five years they will be able to successfully carry out a pig-to-human lung transplant. People could be part human, part pig. We have that already; I think it’s called John Edwards.


Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

● President (Soetoro aka) Obama was busy holding two fundraisers in D.C. last night. During one of his speeches, (Soetoro alias) Obama told the crowd, “We can’t be afraid of the future.” Most Americans agree with him, mainly because they’re so busy being afraid of the present.


These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

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