Late Night Takes – Washington Winter

Washington Winter, 2010

One absolutely positive thing about these back to back major storms in Washington, D.C., is that it keeps Congress from being in session and thereby keeping them from doing more destructive spending. It is a good gridlock. Too bad the storm couldn't linger until Tuesday, November 2nd.

Late Night Jokes

The Jay Leno Show

With all this snow, President (Soetoro aka) Obama told all nonessential White House employees they didn’t have to come in to work. Actually, just Joe Biden.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

President (Soetoro alias) Obama just held his first monthly bipartisan meeting and said that working together on jobs would be “a good place to start.” Hey, you know where else would be a good place to start? A year ago.

First lady Michelle (Soetoro) Obama just launched a campaign to combat childhood obesity called “Let’s Move.” And this evening, obese children started their own program called “Let’s Not.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The East Coast is covered in snow. Congressmen in Washington D.C. are using the opportunity to spend some quality time with their mistresses.

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These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.