With all this snow, President (Soetoro aka) Obama told all nonessential White House employees they didn’t have to come in to work. Actually, just Joe Biden.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
President (Soetoro alias) Obama just held his first monthly bipartisan meeting and said that working together on jobs would be “a good place to start.” Hey, you know where else would be a good place to start? A year ago.
First lady Michelle (Soetoro) Obama just launched a campaign to combat childhood obesity called “Let’s Move.” And this evening, obese children started their own program called “Let’s Not.”
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
The East Coast is covered in snow. Congressmen in Washington D.C. are using the opportunity to spend some quality time with their mistresses.