Monday, May 25, 2009

The ‘Bible’ According to Democrats

T.D. sends us this Democratic version of the famous Shepherd's Psalm adapted to their 'messiah,' the alleged President Barry Soetoro a/k/a Barack Obama. This interpretation has been floating in cyberspace since well before the November '08 Presidential Election. Thanks, T.D.!

First Book of Democrat, Psalms 2008-2012

Obama is my shepherd, I better not want
He leadeth me beside still factories,
He restoreth my faith in a third party,
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the breadline,
I shall not go hungry,
For Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.

From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

But I am glad I am an American,
I am glad that I am free,
But I wish I was a dog and Obama a tree.

This article is copyright © 2008, by Gary Shumway. Permission is hereby granted to reproduce and distribute it electronically and in print, other than as part of a book and provided that mention of the author’s web site is included.

"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."


  1. Anonymous11:07 PM

    Thank you for referencing my blog, and the actual link is Note that the 'psalms' is in quotes as I cannot take credit for this, unfortunately. I received it from a friend w/o the source documnetated. Note the part I did write says "just for fun". I will add to the post that I was not the author.
    Thank you.
    Gary Shumway

  2. So what do you suggest? A continuation of the policies of the past eight years that were successful only at taking America from a budget surplus, prosperity, and high status in the world to being where we are today?

    I bet you don't have the guts or intellectual honesty to publish this comment.