First Book of Democrat, Psalms 2008-2012
Obama is my shepherd, I better not want
He leadeth me beside still factories,
He restoreth my faith in a third party,
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the breadline,
I shall not go hungry,
For Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
But I am glad I am an American,
I am glad that I am free,
But I wish I was a dog and Obama a tree.
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