Saturday, March 14, 2009

Late Night Takes – Taking the Moral Low Ground

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno


● Former presidential candidate John Edwards spoke to Brown University last night to a crowd of 600 people. I think the topic was “From Hair to Paternity.”

● He spoke to the students at Brown about poverty and morals. Who better to lecture young people about poverty and morals than a rich personal injury attorney who knocked up his mistress?


Late Night with Jimmy Fallon


Bernie Madoff has pled guilty and is now in jail. He had a busy day: He got his orange jumpsuit, met his cellmate, and converted to Islam.

● He’s fitting right in we heard he’s already swindled 2 million cigarettes.


These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

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