Saturday, March 07, 2009

Late Night Takes - Taxes, Tax Cheats. and the Jobless

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

● "The president’s latest nominee for U.S. trade representative, Ron Kirk, who owes the government $10,000 in back taxes, has agreed to pay his taxes. When was there a choice? You try that on April 15."



Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

● "Ten office workers won New Jersey’s $260 million Mega lottery. Unfortunately, under Barack Obama’s tax plan, they now owe $300 million."

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

● "One in 10 people in California are unemployed! Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not one of them."

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

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