Late Night Laughs or Presidential Put Downs

Hat tip to fellow tweeter, TheFlaCracker, who posted the following the other day on Twitter. I thought that it was great:


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. – Leno


Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road – Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! – Fallon