Friday, April 30, 2010

Late Night Takes –Of immigrants, incompetents & insensitives

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno


● Arizona has passed the strictest immigration bill in American history. A hundred people have been stopped already and that was just in one van.


● Congress has voted against giving itself a pay raise. They thought giving themselves a pay raise now would be unpopular. I think giving them any pay at all right now is unpopular.


● President Obama’s National Security Adviser James L. Jones apologized for telling an ethnic joke at a speech. Political insiders were shocked someone said something stupid and inappropriate, and it wasn’t Joe Biden?


These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com (Hat Tip!), which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating … these were the exception in the latest batch.

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