Friday, September 30, 2011

Late Night Takes – Jobs, Break-ins, and Dinner with Obama

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Obama says his new jobs bill will be more successful than his last jobs bill. Let’s not set that bar too high.

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
Police in Los Angeles are looking for vandals who broke into the Obama campaign office. They said it was probably done by someone who was angry at the president. Well, that narrows it down.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

If you donate $5 to President Obama’s re-election fund, you have a chance to have dinner with him. The first lady will even come around and personally knock the dessert right out of your hand.

It’s all part of the president’s plan to get the country gambling again.

Now, they’ve dropped the price from $5 to $3. It’s the first presidential groupon.

These jokes are courtesy of which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these are the exceptions.

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