Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Late Night Takes: The Debt, the Dull, and the Dumb

Late Night Jokes

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
2012 is supposed to be the year the world ends. Have you seen the national debt? If the world doesn't end, we are so screwed.

It turns out the suspect in the arson fires is a German man who is upset about his mother's immigration status. Apparently his mom didn't know you could just walk over from Mexico.
Conan

Political analysts are saying that Mitt Romney is having trouble generating enthusiasm among Iowa voters. Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know you have a problem when people in Iowa find you dull.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

The U.S. government is selling $30 billion worth of fighter jets to Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it’s part of a new initiative called, “Operation Regret This In Five Years.”

These jokes are courtesy of NewsMax.com which periodically sends out an email compilation of late night jokes, few of which are worth repeating . . . these were the exceptions.

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