The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
● President (Soetoro a/k/a) Obama has been reaching out to Iran, Cuba, Latin America . . . the only place he doesn’t seem able to reach out to is Texas. ● Texas Gov. Rick Perry is saying that Texas could secede from the Union if it wanted to. But 75 percent of the people who live there say they want to stay part of the United States. Of course they do. After spending all that time sneaking across the border to get here, why would they leave?
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