Monday, June 09, 2008

Comprehensive sex ed with a country flair

Taking Back the Rainbow




The song and lyrics are by
Rick Wingerter and this YouTube rendition is by a country-gospel duet, (Ray and Laura) Lewis & Lewis.


Come on Down on the Farm
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by Rick Wingerter


“Hey, I turned on the television, tried to catch a little news.
There was Stan the newsman, with all his liberal views.
He was talkin’ about a wedding, but they only showed two men.
So I fired off an email, with an invite just for him.

Chorus
“Come on down to the farm, come on out to the barn.
You won’t see two roosters walkin’ arm and arm.
They couldn’t make a chicken; they don’t have an egg to hatch.
When God said, “Love your brother”, I don’t think He meant like that.

“Now in this little email, I commenced to tell ‘em how
Two mares can’t make a stallion, and two bulls can’t make a cow.
Why it takes a male and female, for the species to go on.
There will be no reproduction if the plumbing is all wrong.

Chorus

“We used to teach our children all about the birds and bees.
Now the world is telling them, “Do anything you please.”

They need to get back to the bible, back to the gospel truth,
cause a million happy ganders could not make a single goose.”

Chorus
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“. . . When God said, “Love your brother”, I don’t think He meant like that.”


Ray Lewis’ last words on the YouTube video:

“It ain’t normal, I don’t care what they say. It just ain’t normal.

2 comments:

  1. Very funny! It's good that we can make fun of our own prejudices like this!

    Of course, in reality, there are lots and lots of scientifically documented examples of homosexuality in the animal world...

    But this is very nice and fun, even if misleading factually.

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  2. Kwix -

    The damage being perpetrated by the lies and lifestyle of the homosexual/lesbian activists is a serious matter.

    It would not be a stretch to say that the animal world follows God's original decree to be fruitful and multiply. The natural instinct of man and beast is the drive to procreate. It takes a male and a female to continue most life.

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