Grope and chains.
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
We are now free to move about your pants
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
Reach out and touch someone.
Can you feel me now?
We stand and pat.
Hat tip goes to the FreeRepublic.com which posted these new Transportation Security Administration (TSA) slogans among others today. The first and the last were my poor attempts at TSA sloganeering
Here is an example of the TSA harassing a child at the airport h/t to TheBlaze.com.