Sunday, November 02, 2008

21 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Should NOT Be Elected Vice-President

This must be T.D. day (although it wasn't for the Cleveland Browns football team, they lost to Baltimore (old Browns)). T.D. sent us another great email. Here are 21 Reason (and there are probably more) as to why Sarah Palin should NOT be elected Vice President of the United States:

1) She is a Woman.

2) She does not believe in killing babies, born or unborn.

3) She is NOT endorsed by Susan Sarandon, (Hanoi) Jane Fonda, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Geraldine Ferrara, Barbara Walters, Helen Thomas, Ellen De Generis, Ted Kennedy, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews, Barbra Streisand or David Letterman.

4) She is married to a Foreigner - a species called "Native American" - meaning her five children are half-breeds.

5) She has on more than one occasion expressed PRIDE in the United States of America.

6) Unlike decent, self-respecting Democrats everywhere, she has a 17-year-old daughter who became pregnant out of wedlock.

7) She is a member of the National Rifle Association (NRA) ... actually owns firearms ... and knows how to use them.

8) She has killed a moose, among other animals - and spreads the propaganda that it is hunters, through their license fees, that keep American wildlife from becoming extinct.

9) She often does her own grocery and other household shopping.

10) She drives a car, and flies a plane.

11) She chose to give birth to a defective child, rather than allow a skilled abortion doctor to kill it for her.

12) She refuses to apologize for seeking the termination of an Alaskan State Trooper just because he applied a gentle taser to his 12-year-old stepson (who, of course, happened to be Gov. Palin's nephew).

13) She is inexperienced. And she refuses to admit that her duties as the chief executive in the State of Alaska are no where near equal to those of a public servant who was once a Community Organizer, or that of a United States Senator who has carried the awesome burden of overseeing a staff of political appointees.

14) She has a son who is in the U.S. Military, deployed to the Persian Gulf - probably making her prejudiced against all the peaceful Muslims in that part of the world.

15) She is on Oprah Winfrey's "Do Not Invite" list.

16) She professes to be a Christian, but has no "Spiritual Adviser" - even though Rev. Jeremiah Wright, who served Sen. Obama in that capacity for 20 years, is now available.

17) She isn't really a "beauty queen" as advertised. She was only the runner-up in the Miss Alaska Contest; and Alaska is not a very populous state, anyway.

18) The Obama-Biden ticket is favored over McCain-Palin, 80% to 20%, by our friendly allies in France.

19) Her children are not properly trained in hygiene. (Did you see her 7-year-old daughter shamelessly lick the entire palm of her hand at the Convention, then use it to slick down the hair of her little brother?)

20) She is of mixed English, German, and Irish ancestry - and you KNOW you can't trust the Limey's, Krauts, or Micks.

21) Back to No. 1: This is the one that really galls modern, liberal "feminists". Gov. Palin is a Woman, a female-type wife and mother, who shaves her legs, wears makeup, dresses smartly, often cooks meals for her family, doesn't give a hoot about the National Organization for Women (NOW) or the powerful Teachers Unions - and obviously will never, ever fit in as a member of the Washington elite.

Do we want a person like this to be the Vice President of the United States?

You bet we do!!!

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